A/OS

THE AGENCY // RESTRICTED PERSONNEL SYSTEM

IDENTITY CONFIRMATION REQUIRED

A newly acquired biological lifting unit has been detected in the field.

AUTHORIZED EYES ONLY · DEFINITELY NOT A HAZING RITUAL

FIELD ASSET 001 · PROBATIONARY CLEARANCE

ANTONIO

// HUMAN SUPPORT UNIT

The Mounting Man’s newest non-artificial intelligence.

OPEN PERSONNEL FILE

01 // PERSONNEL DOSSIER

ENGINEERED BY NATURE.
RECRUITED BY NECESSITY.

CORE DIRECTIVE
LIFT
THE OTHER
SIDE.
MISSION
CRITICAL
MAXIMUM PAYLOAD
98INCH
TELEVISION

Manufacturer estimate. Field testing pending.

VOICE CONTROL
“ANTONIO,
HOLD THAT.”

Command recognition accuracy: suspiciously high.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
0%
REQUIRED

Asks Q what to do. Executes physically. Revolutionary architecture.

KNOWN VULNERABILITY
MARSHALL
SAYS “REAL
QUICK.”

Projected mission extension: 47 minutes.

02 // SYSTEM COMPARISON

WHY HUMAN HARDWARE?

CAPABILITYQANTONIO
Writes strategyYESNO
Analyzes revenueYESNO
Lifts 98-inch SonyABSOLUTELY NOTYES*
Needs Wi-FiYESNO
Accepts gas-station snacksUNKNOWNPROBABLE

*Pending completion of mandatory certification below.

03 // FIELD CERTIFICATION

PROVE YOU ARE READY.

Three classified scenarios stand between Antonio and full authorization to hold the other side.